Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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