i permit you to call me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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