barbara walters just said penis...
Fuck appropriateness.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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