the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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