hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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