i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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