I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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