one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the day after is always just damage control
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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