don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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