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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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