If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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