did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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