I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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