we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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