In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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