I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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