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what?
penguin condom
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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