i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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