Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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