His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
