That's intense
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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