we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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