My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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