GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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