I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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