Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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