I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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