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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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