What a fucking waste of an outfit
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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