well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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