he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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