capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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