there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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