Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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