Betty ford says i'm here all night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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