i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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