Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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