I want to have your abortion
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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