He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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