Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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