So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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