She tied me up with her honor cords...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
