white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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