i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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