so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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