doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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