Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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