1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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