Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
