I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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