My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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