Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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