Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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