Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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