i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
