I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This is my gift to your gina
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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